she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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