I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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