I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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