Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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