But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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