I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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