That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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