the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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