I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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