i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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