how can u be prego again
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize
