HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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