Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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