Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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