Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Well I just put wine in my tea
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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