So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He? As in you personified your dick?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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