So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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