Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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