Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
