My nipple is on Facebook.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up