2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
thanks...oh and i got my period
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.