I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm bleeding and have questions
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
