Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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