ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
