whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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