plz talk dirty to me
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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Dignity is for republicans.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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