check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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