morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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