she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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