Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
All the doctor said was why
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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