No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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