is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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