Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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