forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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