i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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