oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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