idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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