I need help removing her.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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