If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I'm at about main and main street
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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