I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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