I'm going to jail i love you
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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