32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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