To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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