What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just want to make out with him forever
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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