i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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