My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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