we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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