her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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