Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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