before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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