bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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