One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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