pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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